Auction: Bite the Big Apple DVD

Bite the Big Apple Description: "Yet another low-budget spoof of the detective genre, this one succeeds surprisingly well due to the high-octane performers that the producer have lined up. It's a nice mix of body types and skin tones, from the fabulously curvaceous Brittany Andrews to the tight-bodied, small-breasted eye candy of Chloe. And the energy that the gals put forth really raises some of the scenes to a searingly hot level. Chloe steals the sexual show (as she's been doing quite often of late), taking on Rick Masters and J.J. Michaels in a heated double-penetration scene that takes place in the back of a van. It's a masterpiece of white-hot sexuality unleashed, with Chloe showing off some dazzling deep throat skills before getting down to the main event. Not to be outdone, Asia Carrera turns in a spicy threeway romp with Brittany and Vince Voyeur that's one of her better scenes in the past few years. Fans of threesomes will appreciate Alyssa Allure's torrid workout with Suzy Cat and David Hardman, in which both ladies become sex-crazed strumpets who beg for more. The plot? Well, it pretty much falls apart soon after the opening credits, and if you really think this was shot in New York, there's a bridge we'd like to sell you. But when it comes to sex, this one delivers the goods and then some."